Monday, June 15, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.
You can head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have NOT been doing this week.

I most certainly did NOT start my son on an $5 a week allowance today for cleaning the dog poop daily, that would be downright mean of me!

I did NOT realize late last Tuesday night that the check I wrote to clear a ticket 5 weeks ago didn't clear, meaning I probably never sent it to the Court, meaning that my Drivers License had been suspended for ohhh say 3 1/2 weeks; Nope, THAT would be totally irresponsible of me, and I'm just NOT that irresponsible.

To fix said situation I did NOT spend Wednesday morning dropping my son at school, then driving around town to get cash and drive thru Starbucks for a Grande Tazo Chai Latte on my way to meet a friend at the DMV office; park at the far end of the parking lot and get into her truck so SHE could legally drive me to the Justice Court (which is conveniently in the same building as the Sheriff's Office), to pay said ticket (and accruing fines), and NOT risk having my truck "run through the system" while parked in that wonderful lot and get ticketed for Driving While Suspended. That first part of my morning would have been TOTALLY ILLEGAL to do and I'm just NOT that type of person Queen. I am proud to say that after much cash and driving around, I am NOT driving around illegally anymore. (did ya like how I turned THAT around ::snort:: i thought you did)

When the family and roomie went out for dinner tonight, I did NOT knock over half a glass of Plum Wine as I was running after my child to see his old Principal who was walking past the restaurant. I did NOT even stop to clean it up. .... NO JOKE!!

I did NOT have an Adult night away with my sweetie, at a hotel, with lots of friends, dancing and alcoholic drinks, and then when we got home, lay down for a 4 hour nap because I was tired.


  1. Hey! Thanks for the laugh. It IS good to know other people do these things, isn't it??

  2. I wonder if my son would clean dofg poop for $5 a week? Happy not me monday!

  3. Oh, I love post dance and drink naps! :)


  4. I've told my kids I'd feed them if they do their chores. =)

  5. Anonymous3:30 PM

    LOL!! I love this Not Monday!! It is great =)


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