Son: Hey Mom, I have to be honest, I wasn't on the toilet, I was reading the Bible in the Book of David.
Me: That's great son. Which Bible? (he has several)
Son: Lemme check ...
(insert footsteps running to his room)
Son: The Holy Bible mom.
(insert laughter here from Mom and our roomie... )
Me: Let me see which one, they are all Holy Bibles ....
Son: (showing me the front of the Bible) It says "Holy Bible"
Me: Guess you're right (laughter) ... let me see that ...
What a great giggle time we had! It ended up being the NIV beginning readers version, Gotta love it!!