Have I shared you a picture of my dog?? (Yes, I have to share this story ... it's so typical of my life these days)
Yes, THIS is Joey. He's almost 2 years old, weighs about 80 lbs and he thinks he's a lapdog, don't try to tell him different. If he can't get onto a couch or chair he will whine and not settle, until told to directly.
So I'm online checking some things out before I take off for a doctors appt and Joey decides it's time to jump up and snuggle. He comes up, places his big lug of a head between my chin and my chest and sighs deeply, ahhh total comfort ...
and then he burps.
He is now on the floor.